i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
Anonymous asked: Any tips on fingering and eating out my girlfriend? Like any special tricks or anything?
1. when you go down on her dont go under the covers! you will suffocate and sweat and your gf will not like you stopping early bc you couldnt breathe
2. when your fingers are inside her, curl them upwards. Thats where the gspot is
3. dont be afraid to use your mouth and fingers at the same time
4. dont go straight for the clit or you will burn her out and she wont last long,that’s a bummer
5. the wetter, the better. dont be afraid to slobber all up in her coochie
6.pay attention to her body movements and the noises she makes you’ll know by that if she’s getting bored or if you’re in the right place
7. roam your hands all over her body
8. look up at her and make eye contact with her, sexy as hell
9. move her around in different positions so she lasts longer & cums harder
10. Do not stop until she tells you to. i dont give a fuck if your jaw is locking up you better suck it up an keep that tongue going.
Cunnilingus 10 commandments
[doesnt shave legs] winter is coming
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I HATE HORMONES
really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter
cum on her heart
Don’t make nazi jokes. Really don’t do that.
Many Germans have like zero national pride and the only time you will see a german flag (not counting government buildings) is during a world cup. Waving the german flag and being enthusiastic about Germany is normally associated with Nazis so please don’t ruin this by telling Nazi jokes.
if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?